Leaderschlep

LeaderSchlepTM is an innovative philosophy of making grudgingly trudging the well-worn path into an innovative philosohpy. As the poet said:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took a nap at the crossroads.
And that has made all the difference.

With Mollusk, it is the difference. If, as the ancient philosopher Wally noted, efficiency is money divided by effort, we at Mollusk defy definition.

"Lead, Follow, or Get Out of The Way!" At Mollusk, we've rejected that conventional thinking long ago - Obstructionism and retardation are the epicenter of profit. Our conscientious withdrawal of efficiency converts simple projects to eternal revenue.

At Mollusk, we believe management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things, and LeaderSchelp is neither. At Mollusk, we never tell people how to do things. We tell them what to do, leave early for the bar, and their stupidty never fails to surprise.

In management, brevity is the soul of quit.

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